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Recreational marijuana users could get pot from vending machines, company says
Thu Jan 3, 2013
Hey New York politicians....this could be the ticket out of this financial mess you've got us in. Why not follow what the people want? Legalize this stuff. Instead of wasting our money to fight it, New York could be making tons of money to put towards cleaning up the effing mess you've made of our s …
'Black Friday' deals are back for last-minute shoppers
Thu Dec 20, 2012
Thank you Lord for 50" LCD TVs at $499. Merry Christmas!
Florida woman arrested over ride on manatee
Sat Nov 24, 2012
What's the problem? A cow riding a cow! I fail to see the harm done. However, I'd hate like to see the offspring.
Hordes of shoppers hit the stores on Black Friday
Fri Nov 23, 2012
Fuching animals. That's all.
Two fired after pic near Tomb of the Unknowns sparks outrage
Thu Nov 22, 2012
Look at me!!! See me? I'm on Facebook. Oh boy! Look at me. F'ing narcissistic facebook idiots. A dog deserves more attention than you. Now this chick can look at her last paycheck stub. Will she be posting that on Facebook for all to see? F'ing idiots.
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